Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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