Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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