Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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