Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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