Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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