i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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