Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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