Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Randomize