At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
i believe in u and ur pee
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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