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so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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