Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
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