Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I cut my penus on the lid.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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