I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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