I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
you win again, gameday.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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