well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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