32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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