I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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