i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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