hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
