Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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