this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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