is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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