question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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