Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Randomize