you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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