He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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