I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I lost the right to judge tonight
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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