I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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