i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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