Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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