OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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