I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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