it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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