I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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