I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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