JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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