Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How many fucks given?
0.12846
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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