Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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