By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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