yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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