I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
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