And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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