All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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