He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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