margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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