have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
