I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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