O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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