He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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