You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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