i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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