This is not my ceiling
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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