how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Randomize
