Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
