we have pet lesbian snakes
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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